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Video: Pomp and Strange Circumstance Part 4

The final ceremony in Blood and Wine, where Geralt is awarded The Order of Vitis Vinifera – the highest honour in Toussaint – and where you finally get to find out if you got the “good” ending or not.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 5

Plant the magic beans; stand back while the beanstalk grows; climb it; fight the giant at the top. Once you’ve defeated the giant, Syanna will then suggest a little “sexy time”.

Video: Duck, Duck, Goosed!

“A true Witcher should never abandon poultry in distress” says Geralt, and thus he takes on the one and only side quest in The Land of a Thousand Fables – “Duck, Duck, Goosed!” – in which he must rescue an imprisoned goose from a nearby bandit camp.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 4

Syanna points out the obvious when you destroy the house containing the Three Little Pigs (“Oh bumbotch – they didn’t like that!”).

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 3

Climbing the large tower at the centre of the landscape, Geralt goes looking to talk to Longlocks, who’s supposed to be in the room at the top.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 2

Aggressive pixies, unicorns, rainbows, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Jack and the Beanstalk, the Big Bad Wolf… The Land of a Thousand Fables is a very strange and dangerous place.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 1

Geralt goes looking for Syanna in the illusion world of “The Land of a Thousand Fables”. It doesn’t take him long to find her, and when he does it seems to upset the Wicked Witch, who attacks Geralt on her flying broomstick.