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Top 10 hidden places in The Witcher 3

There are lots of cool hidden places in The Witcher 3, but here are my top ten places to find that are off the beaten track.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 5

Plant the magic beans; stand back while the beanstalk grows; climb it; fight the giant at the top. Once you’ve defeated the giant, Syanna will then suggest a little “sexy time”.

Video: Duck, Duck, Goosed!

“A true Witcher should never abandon poultry in distress” says Geralt, and thus he takes on the one and only side quest in The Land of a Thousand Fables – “Duck, Duck, Goosed!” – in which he must rescue an imprisoned goose from a nearby bandit camp.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 4

Syanna points out the obvious when you destroy the house containing the Three Little Pigs (“Oh bumbotch – they didn’t like that!”).

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 3

Climbing the large tower at the centre of the landscape, Geralt goes looking to talk to Longlocks, who’s supposed to be in the room at the top.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 2

Aggressive pixies, unicorns, rainbows, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Jack and the Beanstalk, the Big Bad Wolf… The Land of a Thousand Fables is a very strange and dangerous place.

Video: Beyond Hill and Dale Part 1

Geralt goes looking for Syanna in the illusion world of “The Land of a Thousand Fables”. It doesn’t take him long to find her, and when he does it seems to upset the Wicked Witch, who attacks Geralt on her flying broomstick.

Video: The Night of Long Fangs Part 3

Geralt and Regis decide to find Syanna and end up in the children’s playroom. After a bit of investigation, and a recitation of the words “expecto ludum” while reading the magic book “The Land of a Thousand Fables”, something strange happens…

Top 30 Witcher 3 Quests

There are quite a few quests in The Witcher 3. In fact: there are 309 in total. These are my top 30 favourites.